Fake Whale Poop Boosts Ecosystems and Fights Climate Change

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Faux Poo

Fake poop could save our planet. WhaleX’s synthetic whale feces replicate ecological boosts generated by true #2.

• Nutrient rich whale poop stimulates phytoplankton blooms

• Which absorb CO₂ and support food chains

• Blue whales pass up to ~53 gallons of poo per movement

Current testing drops droppings in biopods to measure growth and carbon capture, as well as control the fecal spread. WhaleX aims to offset the poo production loss caused by 20th century industrial whaling. TIL roughly ¾ of Earth’s surface is a whale toilet.

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